Weekly Recaps

No matchups, no stakes, just twelve managers staring at their lineups and one Baddie leaving 71 points to rot.

Championship-window football and somehow Stroud Boys still showed up looking like a Tuesday morning bye-week lineup.

Semifinal weekend turned into a bloodbath, a coronation, and one 2.68-point heart attack that nobody asked for.

Two 40-burgers, one TE going full Megatron, and T Swift leaving an entire QB on the bench in a 7-point loss — playoff football, baby.

Week 14 saw a 207-point nuclear strike, a 67-point fart, and Nut Olave benching half a starting lineup like he's trying to lose on purpose.

Christian McCalfinjury just put up a number that should require a urine test while half the league forgot what week it was.

T Swift's Baddies dropped 182, Browning Out got curb-stomped, and Stroud Boys lost by less than a Jameis Winston completion they left on the bench.

Christian McCalfinjury, Browning Out, and The Good Ladds combined for 520 points while OnlyFants and T swift's Baddies got body-bagged on national television.

Week 10 was a war crime — three blowouts, one nail-biter, and Little Peckers managed 84 points like they were trying to lose on purpose.

Week 9 brought a 49-point tight end performance, an 89-point blowout, and a 2-point heart attack — and somebody still managed to score 98.

Week 8 gave us a 0.76-point heart attack, a 46-point bench disaster, and Jonathan Taylor reminding everyone he's still that dude.

Week 7 served up a 50-point ass-kicking, an 0.86 heart attack, and a manager who left 67 points rotting on his bench like forgotten leftovers.

Six teams cashed, six teams cried, and somebody traded for Saquon Barkley like it's a normal Tuesday.

Six matchups, one 47-point bench fart, and a Malik Nabers fire sale — the Delt Dynasty just had its messiest week yet.

Week 4 served up a 1-point heart attack, a 33-point execution, and Nut Olave leaving an entire RB2 on the bench while still winning.

Week 3 brought a 202-point nuke, an 89-point beatdown, a 1.26 paper cut, and Egbukkake leaving an entire team's worth of points on the pine.

Week 2 served up a 0.64-point heart attack, a 42-point execution, and the most expensive bench in fantasy history.

The season's first slate had a 61-point massacre, a Daniel Jones revival tour, and Patrick leaving 47 points on the pine like a goddamn lunatic.

No matchups, no stakes, just T swift's Baddies dropping 156 on a ghost while 226 Alpha posted a score that wouldn't beat your kicker.

Four winners, eight losers, and one 226 Alpha lineup that looked like it was set by a Magic 8-Ball.

Week 16 was the fantasy equivalent of a firing squad — Put an AR to My Head, The Olave Garden, and T swift's Baddies all hit cruise altitude while half the league got their teeth kicked in.

Put an AR to My Head and T swift's Baddies combined for 398 points in a game decided by a missed extra point's worth of margin, while OnlyFants got curb-stomped into the offseason.

Six teams won, six teams got buried, and Jets' Juniors bricked a 117 like it was Week 1 again.

Stroud Boys benched 36 points and still couldn't outscore a Pop Warner team, while Jeudy dropped a 40-piece on Put an AR to My Head's funeral.

Week 12 was a bloodbath of bench mismanagement, Saquon supremacy, and one Stroud Boys win decided by a single Jonnu Smith hip-shake.

Week 11 featured a 215-point clinic, a 60-point bench fart, and a trade so cosmically dumb it altered the standings.

Hot Cocks dropped 173, Olave Garden hung a 50-burger, and Put an AR to My Head finally pulled the trigger on their own season.

Not a single matchup decided by less than 28 points — this wasn't a slate, it was a war crime tribunal.

Six beatdowns, one near-miss thriller, and Kyle Dech putting up a score that wouldn't beat most bye weeks.

Week 7 delivered a 322-point shootout, a 78-point face-plant, and one manager somehow leaving a top-3 score on the pine while still winning.

Week 6 had one team set the league on fire and another forget which players to actually start.

T Swift's Baddies hung 213, Bo Nix Celli ran a perfect lineup, and Szara got publicly executed in front of the entire league.

Wunder dropped a damn near 200-burger, AR pantsed MassiveCocks by 60, and 226 Alpha benched their way into the basement.

Put an AR to My Head dropped a 186.96 nuke fueled by Jauan Jennings going full demon, while Bo Nix Celli quietly benched a championship.

T swift's Baddies hung a buck-seventy-three on The Good Ladds and somehow that wasn't even the most embarrassing thing Mig did this week.

Week 1 kicked off with a 40-burger blowout, a Saquon resurrection in Philly, and Patrick leaving an entire CVS receipt of points on his bench.