Week 13: Jerry Jeudy Remembered He's In The NFL And So Did Hot Cocks

Let's start with the war crime: Hot Cocks 159.74, Stroud Boys 116.28. BigD didn't just beat bjewett, he made him watch. Stroud Boys left 36.80 points on the bench — that's not a lineup mistake, that's a cry for help. Jonnu Smith goes for 26.3 and Adam Thielen drops 23.9 ON THE BENCH and your starting lineup still looks like a Week 4 waiver wire. Optimal would've been 153. You scored 116. Read a projection, my guy.

OnlyFants put up 150 and it might as well have been 250 the way Kyle's team got fed into a woodchipper — 119.70 is criminal in a SuperFlex league, Dech. Jerry Jeudy went FORTY POINTS for Cubby. Forty. The same Jerry Jeudy you've been ignoring on the waiver wire since 2022. Pat Freiermuth rotting on Put an AR's bench for 21.8 was the cherry on a very sad sundae.

T swift's Baddies lost by 7.44 to The Good Ladds while Jameis Winston dropped THIRTY-FIVE POINT NINE EIGHT on her bench. Tnicolle, that's the entire margin and a tip. Mig won despite Bryce Young (yes, that one) putting up 23.62 in street clothes — this league's QB management is a public health crisis. Russell Wilson also dumped 27.86 on Szara's bench, but 226 Alpha squeezed past LargestofRocks by 4.60 anyway thanks to David Njoku going full beast mode for 30.7. LargestofRocks had Jayden Daniels (28.64) AND Trey McBride (27.60) and still lost — that's a special kind of pain.

MassiveCocks led the league with 161.84 and dispatched The Olave Garden by 8 despite Terry McLaurin's 27.3 — Patrickreegs played well and got smoked anyway, which is just the 2024 experience.