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2025 · Week 8

The Good Ladds Drop 191, McCalfinjury Drops His Lineup In The Toilet

Week 8 gave us a 0.76-point heart attack, a 46-point bench disaster, and Jonathan Taylor reminding everyone he's still that dude.

Power Rankings

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The Good Ladds
Dropped 191, then added Rodgers and Javonte for fun — Mig is playing dynasty, the rest of you are playing checkers.
2
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Little Peckers
98.4% lineup efficiency and a Kraft-shaped horseshoe firmly lodged in Papi's ass after that 0.76-point escape.
3
▲2
Nut Olave Your Face
Mustard and Madison Beer's side piece carried, and Nick keeps quietly farming picks like he's running a Ponzi scheme.
4
▲3
Egbukkake
QB1.02 finally lived up to the nickname and Chase Brown remains a Proven Auto-start — Szara's roster is humming.
5
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Browning Out
Scored 176.9 AND lost AND left 45 points on the bench — Reegs is somehow simultaneously a contender and a cautionary tale.
6
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T swift's Baddies
James Cook went nuclear and Tnicolle gets a W, but 116 points doesn't scare anyone in November.
7
▼5
McBridesStrangeWhiteHock
Breece Hall dropped 32.86 and Rocks STILL lost by 44 — when your ceiling is the league's average, we have a problem.
8
▲4
OnlyFants
Cubby ground out a 9-point win behind Rashee Rice and the vibes; nobody's lining up to play him, but nobody's scared either.
9
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Stroud Boys
Traded for Kyler, traded for Huntley, lost the game — BJewett is rearranging deck chairs on Money Mill$' Titanic.
10
▼2
QAmon
Left 39 bench points sitting and then traded for the QB he already had problems with — peak Kyle.
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Rub My Chubb
Got bukkake'd for 37 and the consolation prize was Marvin Mims; BigD's season is officially in clearance bin territory.
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Christian McCalfinjury
92 points scored, 139 possible, Jordan Love benched for 28 — Wunder, the lineup button is RIGHT THERE.
Match of the Week

Little Peckers 177.66, Browning Out 176.90 — a 0.76-point bloodbath that should have never been close. Reegs left RJ Harvey (24.1) AND Justin Fields (20.86) rotting on his bench while losing by less than a point, which is the fantasy football equivalent of fumbling at the goal line in overtime. Tucker Kraft going full Gronk for 36.8 saved Papi from having to explain himself.

The Good Ladds turned Week 8 into a war crime, hanging 191.28 on McBridesStrangeWhiteHock behind a 37.4 nuke from Jonathan Taylor — and then, because winning by 44 wasn't enough, Mig casually swung a trade for Aaron Rodgers and Javonte Williams while shipping Top 27 to the Stroud Boys. Yes, BJewett looked at a roster headlined by Money Mill$ and decided what he really needed was Kyler Murray. The Prodigal Son is rolling his eyes from Columbus.

Meanwhile, Christian McCalfinjury authored the week's true masterpiece: 92.24 points scored, 139.02 optimal, with Jordan Love dropping 28.3 from the bench like a sad little participation trophy. Wunder, buddy, starting your lineup is part of the game. Nut Olave Your Face cruised behind Mustard (33.4) and Madison Beer's side piece (26.28) and barely had to break a sweat to bury him.

QAmon's week was its own special kind of pain — Troy Franklin goes for 26.9, and Kyle still loses by 9 because Oronde Gadsden (21.2) and Isaiah Davis (17.9) were chilling on the pine. Then he traded for Turf Toe Joe and Isaiah Davis like he was trying to fix the problem by buying the guy he already owned. OnlyFants happily took the W and Rashee Rice's 25.5.

Egbukkake stomped Rub My Chubb by 37 as QB1.02 dropped 27.28 and Chase Brown added 25.5, while BigD watched Marvin Mims arrive in his inbox like a sympathy card. T swift's Baddies snuck past the Stroud Boys 116-108 thanks to James Cook going full Madden, and somewhere BJewett is staring at Tyler Huntley wondering what life choices led him here.

Weekly Awards

Lineup Coward of the Week
Christian McCalfinjury

Leaving 46.78 points on the bench including a 28-burger from Jordan Love is a cry for help.

0.76 Reasons To Cry
Browning Out

Scored 176.9, started neither RJ Harvey nor Justin Fields, lost by less than a point — Greek tragedy in real time.

Big Dick Energy
The Good Ladds

191.28 dropped and a Rodgers/Javonte heist closed before the dust settled — Mig is bullying the league.

Trade Deadline Self-Sabotage
Stroud Boys

Acquired Kyler Murray AND Tyler Huntley in the same week — BJewett is collecting QBs like Pokémon cards nobody wants.