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2025 · Week 10

T Swift's Baddies Drop a 196-Burger and Jonathan Taylor Files for Sainthood

Week 10 was a war crime — three blowouts, one nail-biter, and Little Peckers managed 84 points like they were trying to lose on purpose.

Power Rankings

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T swift’s Baddies
Just dropped 196 with Stafford and Gibbs and a 98.9% efficient lineup — the scariest team in the league and it's not particularly close.
2
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The Good Ladds
Jonathan Taylor scored 49.6 and Mig immediately traded for Brissett like he needed MORE depth — disgusting behavior from a disgustingly good team.
3
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Browning Out
Achane went for 40 and Patrickreegs is quietly stacking wins while everyone argues about other teams.
4
▲5
Egbukkake
Drake Maye and the Mascot keep this train rolling — szara built a contender out of nicknames and spite.
5
▼4
Nut Olave Your Face
Survived OnlyFants by 22 with Tez Johnson rotting for 20 on the bench — beating Cubby is not the flex you think it is, nickcelli.
6
▲2
McBridesStrangeWhiteHock
The team is literally one tight end — if McBride doesn't go for 32, LargestOfRocks loses by 25 instead of winning by 6.6.
7
▼1
Christian McCalfinjury
Jaxson Dart drops 26 and Wunder STILL loses because Schultz hung 21.8 on the bench — the most on-brand thing this team has ever done.
8
▲4
Stroud Boys
Traded Money Mill$ and The Prodigal Son, then watched them combine for 56 in his last lineup — bjewett basically funded his own funeral.
9
▼4
OnlyFants
Jeudy on the bench for 19.8 in a 22-point loss — Cubby continues to manage his lineup like he's trying to leak it to a bookie.
10
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QAmon
Lost by 58, started the wrong QB, and ShAmon-Ra wasn't enough — this roster is sliding faster than Dillon Gabriel's bench points were rising.
11
▼8
Rub My Chubb
Left 34 points on the bench in a 49-point loss — Kittle went nuclear for nothing because BigD treats his lineup like a Magic 8 Ball.
12
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Little Peckers
84.22 points. EIGHTY-FOUR. Even Unc is filing for a name change — this is a season-ending performance with five weeks left.
Match of the Week

McBridesStrangeWhiteHock squeaked past Christian McCalfinjury by 6.60 in the only game that didn't end in a body bag. Trey McBride dropped 32.2 to literally save his namesake's season, while Wunder watched Dalton Schultz hang 21.8 on his bench and Jaxson Dart go nuclear for 26.28 — a six-point loss that should've been a six-point win. The closest game of the week was decided by a TE2 nobody started.

Let's start with the carnage. T Swift's Baddies hung 196.14 on Little Peckers, who countered with a stunning 84.22 — the kind of score that gets you a strongly-worded email from the commissioner. Tnicolle ran a 98.9% efficient lineup behind Gibbs (38.2) and Stafford (26.9) while 7BigPapi7's roster apparently took the week off to go apple picking. Unc didn't save you, pal. Nothing was going to.

The Good Ladds dismantled QAmon by 58.78, and the headline is Jonathan Taylor going full Madden-on-rookie for FORTY-NINE POINT SIX. Mig56 is sitting there pretending the Brissett pickup wasn't pure smug energy. Meanwhile KyleDech watched Dillon Gabriel — DILLON. GABRIEL. — score 20.08 on his bench. Tiny-Handed Vampire couldn't bail you out of that one, king.

Browning Out put 159.56 on Rub My Chubb behind Achane's 40.5, and BigD1234567 deserves a special shoutout for leaving 34.2 points on the bench in a game he lost by 49.92. Jalen Nailor scored 23.4 in street clothes (yours). Kittle went for 27.9 and it didn't matter. That's not a lineup, that's a cry for help.

Egbukkake handled Stroud Boys 148.62-126.30 despite Money Mill$ and The Prodigal Son combining for 56.68 — bjewett13 traded away both of those guys this week and watched them go off in his OWN lineup one last time. Cinematic.

OnlyFants lost a respectable 22-pointer to Nut Olave Your Face while Jerry Jeudy rotted on the bench for 19.8. Nail Polish Enthusiast went for 25.1 and nickcelli is acting like he didn't just barely beat the league's most chronically mid roster. Calm down, champ.

Weekly Awards

Cardiac Arrest Award
T swift’s Baddies

196.14 points and a 111-point margin — Tnicolle didn't beat Little Peckers, she desecrated the corpse.

Bench Warmer of the Week
Rub My Chubb

Left 34.2 on the pine in a game lost by 49.92 — Jalen Nailor for 23.4 in your jorts pocket is criminal.

Self-Inflicted Wound Trophy
Stroud Boys

Traded away Davis Mills and TreVeyon, then started them for 56.68 in your own lineup one last time before sending them off — poetic.

Why Did You Even Show Up Award
Little Peckers

84.22 points in a 12-team SuperFlex league is an act of protest, not a fantasy lineup.