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2025 · Week 12

Gibbs Slapped Your Mom and Took the Week

T Swift's Baddies dropped 182, Browning Out got curb-stomped, and Stroud Boys lost by less than a Jameis Winston completion they left on the bench.

Power Rankings

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T swift’s Baddies
Just dropped 182 with Gibbs in beast mode — the league's scariest team and Tnicolle isn't even pretending to be humble about it.
2
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Nut Olave Your Face
Hung 170 with DJ Moore on the bench; Nickcelli is operating on a different frequency right now.
3
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Egbukkake
Perc Hurts and Giant Hog Henry are a combo nobody wants to see in playoffs, and Szara knows it.
4
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OnlyFants
Quietly cooked Rub My Chubb by 37 and is sneakily stacked — ChrisCubby just doesn't talk enough trash for anyone to notice.
5
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Christian McCalfinjury
Team name is a curse and yet CMC keeps printing 27-burgers — Mattwunder is dodging karma every Sunday.
6
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The Good Ladds
Won by 1.88 against a guy who benched 33 points, so let's not throw a parade for 3rd Overall Somehow just yet.
7
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McBridesStrangeWhiteHock
Ran a 98.3% efficient lineup and got run off the field — sometimes the math hates you specifically.
8
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Stroud Boys
Left 31.74 on the bench INCLUDING a 33-point Jameis — bjewett is single-handedly funding the Davis Mills truther fund.
9
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QAmon
ShAmon-Ra is doing everything he can but Kyle's roster outside of him looks like a CVS receipt.
10
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Little Peckers
Pickens went for 29.6 and they still lost — Unc is washed and the rest of this roster is held together with Elmer's.
11
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Rub My Chubb
102 points in a SuperFlex is a cry for help; BigD might be the first manager to actively root for Week 14.
12
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Browning Out
Lost by 63 and the team name has never been more accurate — Patrickreegs is browning out, blacking out, and tapping out.
Match of the Week

Stroud Boys vs. The Good Ladds was a 1.88-point heartbreaker, but it shouldn't have been close. Bjewett benched Jameis Winston and his 33.24 points to start someone else, then watched Wan'Dale Robinson go full ape for 30.6 in a losing effort. Mig wins the kind of game where you don't even celebrate, you just whisper 'thank you' to whatever god is in charge of waiver-wire QBs.

Let's start with the war crime. Tnicolle hung 182.54 on McBridesStrangeWhiteHock, and the funniest part is LargestOfRocks ran a 98.3% efficient lineup and STILL got bent over for 40. That's not a loss, that's a public records request. Jahmyr Gibbs went for FIFTY-FIVE POINTS. He could've started Davis Mills at every position and still won. Congrats Tnicolle, you also left a 16.9 Colston Loveland on the bench just to flex.

Meanwhile, Nickcelli detonated Browning Out by 63.52. My Njigba went for 37, Emanuel Wilson — yes, that Emanuel Wilson — chipped in 26.5, and Patrickreegs put up 107 like he was trying to qualify for a participation ribbon. Nick also left DJ Moore and his 23.4 on the pine and it didn't matter. That's bully ball.

OnlyFants handled Rub My Chubb 139-102, because BigD's idea of a Week 12 lineup apparently was 'whatever Yahoo auto-selects while I'm at brunch.' 102 points in a SuperFlex league is a felony. ChrisCubby even left John Metchie's 18.5 on the bench and STILL cleared him by 37.

In the Egbukkake show, Szara rode Perc Hurts (30.86) and a vintage Giant Hog HHH Henry 28-spot to bury QAmon, even with ShAmon-Ra dropping 29.9 for Kyle. The Tiny-Handed Vampire couldn't save him.

And Mattwunder beat Little Peckers behind CMC and Dak (55 combined), while 7BigPapi watched George Pickens go nuclear for 29.6 in a loss, with Unc presumably contributing his usual 4 points and a hamstring tweak. Brutal week to be a Pecker.

Weekly Awards

Nuclear Warhead of the Week
T swift’s Baddies

Gibbs went for 55, the team went for 182, and somewhere a McBride is still fumbling.

Bench Coach of the Year
Stroud Boys

Benched Jameis Winston for 33.24 points and lost by 1.88 — there's a Hall of Shame plaque being engraved as we speak.

Get Well Soon Card
Browning Out

107 points and a 63-point loss — Patrickreegs' season is officially in hospice.

Pyrrhic Victory Lap
The Good Ladds

Mig won by less than a single Hunter Henry catch and is acting like he just solved fantasy football.