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2025 · Week 4

OnlyFants Drops a 174 and the League Drops Its Pants

Week 4 served up a 1-point heart attack, a 33-point execution, and Nut Olave leaving an entire RB2 on the bench while still winning.

Power Rankings

1
▲10
OnlyFants
Just dropped 174 with Jeanty going full supernova — the scariest team in the league and Cubby knows it.
2
▲4
Browning Out
Puka went for 36 and you still lost, which is somehow both heartbreaking and proof your roster is filthy.
3
▼2
T swift’s Baddies
Stafford dropping 27 and a 33-point beatdown of QAmon — Tnicolle is quietly building a problem.
4
▼2
Christian McCalfinjury
Dak's 30-burger covered for Jaxson Dart sitting on 19.84 of bench points; Wunder's still cruising.
5
▼2
Nut Olave Your Face
Won by 1.22 while leaving 37 points on the bench — the most undeserving 'W' since participation trophies.
6
▲4
Little Peckers
Pickens, Hampton, AND Mahomes all went off and Big Papi still lost by a point — the football gods spit in his face.
7
▲5
Stroud Boys
Quietly 2-2 vibes, beat the right opponent this week, and Money Mill$ is somehow still rostered.
8
▲1
Egbukkake
Won the game and lost the lineup-construction battle by leaving Doubs and his 29.8 on the bench like a coward.
9
▼1
McBridesStrangeWhiteHock
Josh Jacobs went for 31.7 and the rest of the roster collectively scored a participation ribbon.
10
▼6
The Good Ladds
Three Jaydens, one Ladd, and zero answers — Mig's draft strategy looks more like a Star Wars sequel.
11
▼6
Rub My Chubb
97.1% lineup efficiency and still scored the league low — the roster is the problem, my guy.
12
▼5
QAmon
Got hung 33 on while Woody Marks rotted on the bench for 27.9 — King Unc himself couldn't save this.
Match of the Week

Nut Olave Your Face squeaked past Little Peckers by 1.22 in a game that had no business being that close — Mustard went for 28.1, but Carson Wentz (23.2) and Marvin Mims (20.5) were rotting on the bench while George Pickens (33.4), Omarion Hampton (27.5), and Mahomes (27.3) all went nuclear for Pecks. Nick literally left 37.42 points on the pine and still won. That's not a victory, that's a felony.

OnlyFants hung 174.62 on Browning Out in a shootout where Puka Nacua's 36-burger STILL wasn't enough — Patrick scored 168.48 and got handed an L because Ashton Jeanty (33.5) decided this was the week to remember he's a first-rounder. Two top-tier rosters trading haymakers and somehow Cubby's the one walking out with the belt and a 174 spot.

T Swift's Baddies absolutely curb-stomped QAmon 171.78 to 137.88, and the cherry on top? Kyle had Woody Marks (27.9) glued to his bench while Tiny-Handed Vampire and the rest of the QAmon roster wheezed to a 33-point loss. Start your guys, dawg. Dead Rat energy all over this lineup.

Christian McCalfinjury smoked Rub My Chubb by 25 behind Dak's 30.96, which is hilarious because Big D actually ran the most efficient lineup in the league at 97.1% — he just didn't have the horses. Kenneth Gainwell putting up 31.4 for your team is the fantasy equivalent of finding a $20 bill in pants you're about to throw away. Congrats and condolences.

Stroud Boys took down McBridesStrangeWhiteHock despite Josh Jacobs going for 31.7, because Rocks's roster outside Jacobs looked like a Week 17 tank job. Egbukkake edged The Good Ladds by 6, but Szara left Romeo Doubs and his 29.8 on the bench — you're welcome that The Mascot and Perc Hurts bailed you out, because that lineup decision was straight criminal. Meanwhile Mig's collection of Jaydens 1, 2, and 3 couldn't outscore a guy starting Erick None and Insta Drop. Read that back.

Weekly Awards

Bench Coach of the Year
Nut Olave Your Face

Left 37.42 points on the bench, won by 1.22, and still has the audacity to celebrate.

The Kenneth Gainwell Memorial Random Hero Award
Rub My Chubb

Gainwell goes for 31.4 in your lineup and you still lose by 25 — football is just bullying you now.

Sit Your Guy Award
QAmon

Woody Marks dropped 27.9 on your bench in a 33-point loss — that's not bad luck, that's negligence.

Puka Wasn't Enough
Browning Out

36 points from Nacua, 168 as a team, and a giant L — welcome to the OnlyFants experience.