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2025 · Week 6

Week 6: Bijan Eats, Stroud Boys Starve, and QAmon Wins by Accident

Six teams cashed, six teams cried, and somebody traded for Saquon Barkley like it's a normal Tuesday.

Power Rankings

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Nut Olave Your Face
League-high 171, league-best roster, and now Saquon — at this point nickcelli is just collecting infinity stones.
2
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Little Peckers
Mahomes-Jacobs-Pickens triple stack went brrr and 7BigPapi7 didn't even need the 26 from Boutte he buried on the bench.
3
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Egbukkake
QB1.02 and The Mascot are real, the Tre Tucker emergency button stays holstered, and szara is quietly the scariest team not named Olave.
4
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Christian McCalfinjury
Won by 26 while sitting 23.6 from Dart — the only manager who can fail upward into a top-four slot.
5
▼4
The Good Ladds
147 in a loss is a brutal beat, but starting Brissett-over-Bourne-points energy is exactly why you're not top 3.
6
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Rub My Chubb
96.6% lineup efficiency, 33.9 from Rico Dowdle, lost anyway, then traded Najee for picks like a man who's seen things.
7
▼2
Browning Out
Achane's 31-burger papered over a roster that still feels one injury away from a Davis Mills situation.
8
▲3
QAmon
Won the game, lost the trade, benched King Unc for 18 — Kyle's week was a Rorschach test of self-sabotage.
9
▲1
OnlyFants
When Goedert is your leading scorer in a SuperFlex you don't need a recap, you need a priest.
10
▲2
McBridesStrangeWhiteHock
Lost by 8, left 23 Daniel Jones points on the bench, then traded for Najee Harris — a true cry for help.
11
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T swift’s Baddies
Drake London goes nuclear and Tnicolle still loses by 37, which is a stat line you frame and put above the toilet.
12
▼6
Stroud Boys
Lowest score of the week and Money Mill$ ain't bailing anybody out — bjewett is officially in the basement.
Match of the Week

Nut Olave Your Face dropped 171.64 on The Good Ladds in what was less a fantasy matchup and more a mustard-fueled war crime. Bijan went for 35.8, My Njigba added 30.2, and Mig watched 19 points of Kendrick Bourne rot on his bench while still putting up 147 — a score that would've won four other matchups. Sometimes you play a great game of football and still get curb-stomped by a guy nicknaming his entire roster.

Let's start at the top, because nickcelli just turned the league into his personal Pokédex. Mustard went nuclear for 35.8, My Njigba added 30, and then — as if 171 wasn't enough — he traded for Saquon Barkley. Kyle, what are we doing here, brother. You shipped Saquon for picks while sitting on 18.76 from King Unc on your bench AND losing by 8 to McBrides. The QAmon experience: 32.48 points left on the pine, a win you didn't deserve, and a trade that aged like milk before the article hit the site.

Egbukkake hung 151 on T Swift's Baddies in a 37-point bloodbath, and the worst part is Drake London went for 31.8 for Tnicolle and it didn't matter. When your WR1 ceiling game is a footnote, it's time to check the group chat for sympathy. Meanwhile szara's QB1.02 keeps cashing checks — The Mascot is earning the nickname.

Little Peckers dropped 159 behind Mahomes (31.48), Jacobs (32), and Pickens (31.8), then casually left 26.3 Kayshon Boutte points on the bench because when you're printing money you don't count the singles. Rub My Chubb hit 96.6% efficiency, got 33.9 from Rico freaking Dowdle, and STILL lost. That's a war crime against process.

Browning Out put Stroud Boys in the dirt — Achane went for 31, Money Mill$ did Money Mill$ things (read: nothing), and bjewett finished dead last in scoring. The Prodigal Son needs to come home with a check. McCalfinjury beat OnlyFants by 26 while leaving 23.6 Jaxson Dart points on the bench, which is the most McCalfinjury thing imaginable — winning despite himself. ChrisCubby got 30.5 from Dallas Goedert at TE and still lost by four scores. Tight end heroics in a SuperFlex league is just a cry for help.

McBrides traded for Najee Harris. We'll let that sentence sit there.

Weekly Awards

Mustard Gas Attack
Nut Olave Your Face

171 points, a 35-burger from Bijan, and a mid-week Saquon trade — nickcelli is bullying the entire league at once.

Bench Warmer Hall of Fame
Little Peckers

Kayshon Boutte hung 26.3 on the pine and 7BigPapi7 won by 19 anyway — disrespectful on multiple levels.

Win-and-Lose Special
QAmon

Squeaked by McBrides by 8 while leaving 32 points on the bench AND giving away Saquon for picks — a masterclass in 'W' with an asterisk.

Cellar Dweller of the Week
Stroud Boys

108 points, a Money Mill$ no-show, and Cam Skattebo carrying a corpse — the Prodigal Son cannot return fast enough.