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2025 · Week 11

Week 11: Three Teams Drop 170+ While QAmon Forgets It's Football Season

Christian McCalfinjury, Browning Out, and The Good Ladds combined for 520 points while OnlyFants and T swift's Baddies got body-bagged on national television.

Power Rankings

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Christian McCalfinjury
174.98 at 99.3% efficiency is the kind of week that ends seasons — Wunder's running it like a cheat code.
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The Good Ladds
Dropped 171, left a 31-point Bryce Young on the bench, and traded for Josh Jacobs anyway — that's just bullying.
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Browning Out
Won by 68 with Michael Wilson as the leading scorer — sometimes the football gods just hand you the keys.
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Rub My Chubb
Won by 5 while leaving Gainwell's 29.50 and Barner's 22.10 on the pine — the W counts but the lineup-setting is criminal.
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Nut Olave Your Face
Mustard went for 30, Sean Tucker hit 34 on the bench, and Nicky still lost — that's an art form.
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McBridesStrangeWhiteHock
Trey McBride saved his ass, Aaron Jones is now on board, and the schedule's about to get spicy.
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Egbukkake
Got hung 171 on him and walked away with Kayshon Boutte — Szara, that's not a trade, that's a tip.
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Stroud Boys
Won with 101.90 because the opponent forgot to show up — The Prodigal Son carried this like it was court-ordered.
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Little Peckers
Lost by 4, then blew up the roster and acquired half the waiver wire — full Thanos arc in progress.
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T swift’s Baddies
Got buried by 64 and her highest scorer can't crack the top 10 — Tay needs a bye week from existence.
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OnlyFants
106 points with K9 rotting on the bench is exactly the kind of week that gets you a custom league trophy.
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QAmon
91.20 points. NINETY-ONE. Dead rat indeed — this roster needs CPR and probably a priest.
Match of the Week

Rub My Chubb 113.62 over Nut Olave Your Face 107.96 was the only matchup with a pulse, and even that one's a tragedy. Nicky left 56.96 points on the bench — including Sean Tucker's 34-burger — and STILL lost by less than a touchdown. That's not a loss, that's a felony self-own with witnesses.

Let's start with the carnage. Christian McCalfinjury hung 174.98 at 99.3% efficiency on T swift's Baddies and Tnicolle is currently on the phone with FEMA. CMC went for 35.10, the lineup ran like a Swiss watch, and Tnicolle's 110.52 looked like loose change in the cushions. Welcome to the playoff conversation, Wunder.

Browning Out put 174.44 on OnlyFants and Cubby got dunked on by Michael Wilson of all people — 33.50 from a guy nobody outside of Arizona could pick out of a lineup. Travis Kelce added 28.60 because of course he did. OnlyFants left Kenneth Walker's 20 on the bench just to make sure the autopsy was thorough. 68-point loss. Pack a lunch.

The Good Ladds dropped 171.16 on Egbukkake and Mig didn't even need GOAT Young's 31.82 from the bench because 3rd Overall Somehow casually dropped 44.68 and Tetty Bear added 33. Then he traded for Josh Jacobs mid-massacre. Szara, meanwhile, got a Kayshon Boutte consolation prize and lost by 40 — Erick None lived up to his name once again.

McBride dragged Trey McBride's 32.50 to a 4.68 squeaker over Little Peckers, who responded by completely detonating his roster: shipped Aaron Jones for picks, then turned around and acquired Kyren Williams, Keon Coleman, AND Matthew Golden. Papi is either a genius or having a manic episode. Probably both.

Stroud Boys squeezed out 101.90 over QAmon's putrid 91.20 — yes, 91 — and somehow that was enough. Prodigal Son went for 32.30 to carry Bjewett's bones across the finish line. KyleDech, your team scored less than a high school JV game. Tiny-Handed Vampire and Turf Toe Joe gave you nothing. Get a quarterback that doesn't sound like a medical chart.

Weekly Awards

The Bench Coordinator Award
Nut Olave Your Face

56.96 points left on the bench including Sean Tucker's 34 — Nicky started the wrong RB and lost by 5.66, math is undefeated.

Public Execution of the Week
OnlyFants

Lost by 68.42 to Browning Out and got cooked by Michael freaking Wilson — bring tissues and a defibrillator.

Lowest Score Hall of Shame
QAmon

91.20 points in a SuperFlex league is the fantasy equivalent of forgetting your pants — Tiny-Handed Vampire and Turf Toe Joe both no-showed.

Chaos Agent of the Year
Little Peckers

Lost by 4.68 then traded Aaron Jones AND acquired Kyren Williams, Keon Coleman, and Matthew Golden in the same week — Papi is playing 5D chess or just panicking beautifully.